| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Vatican Broadside | | 0:44 |
| 2 | Hedley Verityesque | | 3:17 |
| 3 | The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train) | | 3:38 |
| 4 | Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo | | 2:45 |
| 5 | Corgi Registered Friends | | 3:49 |
| 6 | Fuckin’ ’ell It’s Fred Titmus | | 3:12 |
| 7 | Sponsoring the Moshpits | | 4:56 |
| 8 | Joy Division Oven Gloves | | 3:44 |
| 9 | Outbreak of Vitus Geralitis | | 5:32 |
| 10 | Bad Review | | 4:07 |
| 11 | For What Is Chatteris... | | 2:37 |
| 12 | Mathematically Safe | | 2:19 |
| 13 | Look Dad No Tunes | | 4:55 |
| 14 | Twenty Four Hour Garage People | | 6:22 |
| 15 | Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off | | 4:05 |
| 16 | Trumpton Riots | | 3:00 |
| 17 | Malayan Jelutong | | 4:11 |
| 18 | Running Order Squabble Fest | | 2:27 |
| 19 | Restless Legs | | 1:58 |
| 20 | Albert Hammond Bootleg | | 2:41 |
| 21 | Them’s the Vagaries | | 3:28 |
| 22 | Everything’s A.O.R. | | 3:59 |
| 23 | The Best Things in Life | | 1:52 |
| 24 | Paintball’s Coming Home | | 2:10 |
| 25 | Mrs. Robinson | | 3:42 |
| 26 | We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune | | 4:00 |
| 27 | 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd | | 4:47 |